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        <p>Here&#39;s a picture I accidentally took of my desk with the dSLR Parachute got recently:</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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<p></p><p>Maybe I&#39;ve become that person who stays out til the sun comes up. Maybe it&#39;s New York. </p><p>I didn&#39;t get a margarita last night like I wanted. I told people I was going to a Cinco de Margarita party, but it wasn&#39;t that. Sarah and I just ended up at this guy&#39;s apartment because some of her friends were hanging out. It was all right. Those guys were nice.</p><p>One of the guys was this guy that used to be in Dell commercials.<br />Remember?</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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 I didn&#39;t remember who the &quot;Dell dude&quot; was until this morning when I YouTube&#39;d it. <br />(That&#39;s no character he&#39;s playing... He was nice, though. Likes to party.)</p><p><br />Then Sarah and I jammed. She and I went to our favorite bar in Williamsburg---The Levee. Woody, her friend, joined us.</p><p>Sarah ended up running into this guy named Willie that used to live in Andrea G.&#39;s house in Portland. He was pretty. And nice enough. He was with some friends and then we went back to their place. (It was still dark when we went inside.)</p><p>We gabbed for a long time---and it was found out that one of the guys is from Houston, like Sarah and me, and knows a lot of the same people Sarah knew from high school. That was pretty random. I like running into Texas while in New York. (Oh, btw, I&#39;m going home for about five days on Thursday. Can&#39;t wait.)</p><p>I can&#39;t remember the guy&#39;s name, though...<br />But what I do remember is that he makes clothes, too, like Sarah and me. And he does a lot of silkscreening, too. <br />His biz name is <a href="http://jawmaker.com">JAWMAKER </a>and he vends about four times a week in Manhattan. (The site is supposed to be running today some time... Right now it&#39;s just one page. I saw the rest of it last night, but it&#39;s not uploaded on the internet. It&#39;ll be nice.)</p><p>I like meeting other people with entrepreneurial tendencies. It&#39;s very nice.</p><p>So, yeah, like I said, we gabbed for a long time. <br />Then Sarah and I left, and when we got outside, it was sunny. (There were no windows in those guys&#39; apartment, so we couldn&#39;t tell.)</p><p>It&#39;s weird still being drunk and stumbly on the subway, sitting next to all these people who are on their way to work.</p><p></p><p>We were hungry.<br />When we got off the subway, there was a Dunkin&#39; Donuts waiting for us.<br />We got breakfast sandwiches and walked back to Sarah&#39;s house.</p><p><br />And while we were walking she said, &quot;God, I love New York.&quot;<br />And I said, &quot;Me too.&quot;</p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>LIFE IN A MICHIGAN JAIL CELL</title>   
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        <p>I&#39;m going to New York on Tuesday.<br />Holla!</p><p>I&#39;ll be there January 8-15.</p><p><br />I&#39;d been thinking about going for awhile now, but last night I went ahead and purchased my (expensive) ticket. <br />I&#39;m really bad about deciding to go on trips at the last minute.</p><p>I&#39;m also really bad about missing my flights.<br />REALLY bad.</p><p>Anyway, I&#39;m excited about going. </p><p>It&#39;s been almost a few years since I last went. And after the last time, I wasn&#39;t sure I ever wanted to go back. </p><p>The first time I went to NYC I went with a couple broads I was friends with. <br />They were really touristy. And I&#39;m not really touristy---all I wanted to see was the Empire State Building and ground zero (Ground Zero?)---so I spent most of my time alone and taking the train out of the city to go visit Meredith S. at Vassar.</p><p>And the second time I went by myself.<br />And I ended up catching a stomach virus that was popular in my friend&#39;s co-op. <br />So, I ended up barfing (for the first time in SEVEN YEARS!) tofu chunks.</p><p>Dude, it sucked.</p><p>I had to walk down the street sipping Pepto Bismol like it was a fucking beer.</p><p><br />Let&#39;s pray for better experiences this time. </p><p><br />Here&#39;s the first time I went:</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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<p></p> <div><br />That was in front of the MoMA.<br /><br />I saw Ben Stiller inside there actually.<br /><br />I&#39;m taller than he is.<br />And he actually has a lot of gray hair. <br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>So, okay, I sold my 500th item today. Well, I sold three items today. To the same person. (RobEtsy. He&#39;s in love with me.) (But I always want at least one person to be in love with me at all times.)</p>
<p>That is not the point of this post.</p>
<p>My motivation for writing is that Chris K. wrote me an email.<br />He reads this site called <a href="http://overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>.<br />And apparently he&#39;s found my doppelganger in NYC:</p>
<div id="mb_0"><span><strong><span>Dude on cell</span>:</strong> Yeah, I&#39;m just buying a book &#39;cause I got bored. Then I&#39;m going back to finish my Bloody Mary.</span> </div>
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<div>In other news, I watched that new &quot;King Kong&quot; movie this afternoon.</div>
<div>Oh, God. The last twenty minutes or so, my hands were SO sweaty when Kong was climbing and jumping around the Empire State Building...</div>
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<div>I&#39;m afraid of heights, friends.<br />If I even think about roller coasters and other situations where I&#39;m up high in the sky, my palms instantly become sweaty. </div>
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<div>And jeez, Naomi Watts was climbing up the building&#39;s ladders, up to the way top...</div>
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<div>Ugh, I gotta stop typing now.</div>
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<div>My palms are too sweaty.</div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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